Wednesday

Traveling w/ David : Back into Thailand

Friday, August 12, 2011

Alas nearly a week has elapsed since I have plopped myself in front of my computer to produce anything of literary substance. Our time in Cambodia expired shortly after our outing with the automatic weapons but not before one last night in the capital. We spent that night walking the boardwalk in downtown Phnom Phen, sharing a small bottle of our new favorite malted beverage, Hong Thong. Sitting by the water we watched as tourist and locals alike passed us by as we reflected on our week spent in Cambodia. There are moments when you are traveling when you pause to mentally digest your experiences. Such brief moments of clarity occur as you try to grasp where you are and put it into some semblance of perspective. For us that night it was the city boardwalk, a place that had you asked me one year ago where I would be, this location would not have been on my list of 1000 places. And yet it felt completely natural to be seated on the concrete bench, staring into the throngs of people at midnight near the Mekong River near downtown Phnom Phen. I enjoy purposefully pausing for such introspection if only to bring a wry smile to my face as the realization of my location is actualized and I say to myself “wow, I can’t believe I’m here right now.”

We proceeded to exit the country the following night via bus, again retracing our route back to Bangkok as we had done the previous week out of Chiang Mai. It is slightly bothersome as a traveler to backtrack instead of forming some sort of a loop or continuous path, but such was the compromise as David was on a budget of time and I crippled by parsimony. The advantage to this traveling tactic however is that one is already apprised of the ins and the outs associated with crossing a border or buying a ticket or hiring a taxi and is better equipped to make the proper decisions thereby saving both time and money. On the down side I had to log another ten hours on one of the worst buses I’ve ridden yet, spend too much time crossing the border and then cram into a mini-bus for another four hours back to Bangkok. Our night bus from Phnom Phen to the Thai – Cambodian border exacted such misery from me because of the lack of space between my seat and the man in front of me. My seat refused to recline while the passenger in front seemed to tire instantly, reclining immediately after boarding, leaving my legs forcefully pushed into the back of his seat. Squished into my seat like the clichéd sardine I remained awake as the hours ticked by slowly while we traversed the doldrums of Cambodia. To be fair, such misfortunes of traveling happen to many others and while also allowing for more interesting story telling.

After making our way back to Bangkok we returned to my usual guesthouse of choice and set out to buy our onward tickets. We were set to depart for southern Thailand towards the islands of Phuket and Koh Phi Phi, hoping to board the cheap night bus the following day. Unfortunately timing was not in our favor as the Full Moon Party on Koh Phag Nan had filled all the buses with other travelers. We were forced to stump up the extra cash for the supposed VIP bus instead, costing nearly double the other bus but allowing us to stay on schedule. And so, leaving in the rain of Bangkok our bus was indeed an improvement from the previous cramped conditions we had been enduring. A small snack was even served, although we both elected to avoid its consumption as we decided a packaged piece of white bread slathered with green custard would cause more harm than good.

Our time on Phuket was brief, as we elected to stay only one night on Patong Beach. Being such a large island Phuket is becoming overrun with tourism as the sprawls of westerners extends to every corner of the sandy surroundings. Patong Beach has a reputation for being a crowded party beach but also rather seedy with an underbelly of sex tourism openly marketed. It was a little odd being the only visitors in our guesthouse but we quickly realized that the great deal we had gotten was probably because it was located in the middle of the nightly cacophony of live bands and drunken patrons. We figured out best defense lied somewhere in the sound theory of “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” Alas after a few hours on the beach we saddled up with some pad thai and Chang beer and walked the streets taking in the neon surroundings.

The following morning we made our escape back to the main town where we intended on staying a night until we disembarked the bus and a local tuk-tuk driver inquired as to whether we’d like to go to the pier instead. Well, gosh darn it if we didn’t make a change on the fly and decided to grab a ferry that day out to the island of Koh Phi Phi. We were originally concerned that we might be priced out from this destination given its recent transformation as a tourist beach mecca but we figured it was worth the risk.

Monday August 15, 2011

That risk proved worthwhile as my time spent on the island of Koh Phi Phi was some of the most sublime I’ve had yet. Although it is well known for hosting the film location for The Beach, I personally align none of my interest and enjoyment of my time spent there with such cinematic trivia. In fact it’s probably worse to know that Leonardo Dicaprio made a movie here since it draws in the very sort of people who care about that stuff. Nevertheless our visit to the island was simply fantastic. Koh Phi Phi is a rather small isthmus whose only real beach lies on the narrow nape of land that connects the hillside region on either side. There are no roads to speak of, only cobbled and cemented paths, removing the nuisance of cars and motorbikes that have agitated me in every other city. Some locals use pedal bikes but there existence is tolerable.

Walking suffices for all others and we made our way from the pier on foot into the backpacker village area. Taking only minutes to reach, we quickly realized that navigating this tropical nirvana would require less effort than tying ones shoes. (Just for the record I haven’t even had to tie shoes in months; sandal paradise!) We viewed a handful of locales before settling on The Scenery, a bit of a ramshackle guesthouse set up towards the far end up the village partially up the hill. The price was quite agreeable as we were expecting to spend more based on the accurate information in the Lonely Planet.

One beach is particularly more visited by the backpacker crowd as half of the other beach has been cut off to the public by over-priced and under used resorts. I thought our beach was better anyway, curving forever in a semi-arc, allowing ample space for all the happy travelers. Low tide was exceptionally low, stretching for hundreds of feet and revealing slight sandbars and little pockets of coral rocks. It made no difference though, as we would lounge on the hot sand with only our bath towel and push our luck with the tanning sun. One afternoon we did a slight hike up one side of the island towards the viewpoints, only getting slightly lost on a couple occasions as we mistook trails to nowhere as possible outlets to new unknown viewpoints.

It is not every stop in our trip that we avoid all things touristy as we allowed ourselves to sign up for a half day boat and snorkel tour to the nearby Maya beach found on an adjacent island. It is here that The Beach was filmed and we quickly realized that it gains worldwide attention as our rickety longboat arrived to the hordes of Asian package tourists climbing down from giant speedboats. The beach was, well, very nice aside from the flock of photo snapping fools who peppered its shores. Yes, it did have the best sand I have walked on yet. But the real highlight of our little tour was on a cove on the opposite of the island where we moored for 45 minutes and I had my first real go at snorkeling. It was quite good in fact, as I floated about, testing the limits of my waterproof camera. The spectrum of fish was pretty good, as somewhat large pods of small brightly striped fish remained near the surface allowing me multiple attempts to capture them in digital film.

While our days were spent on the beach under the glaze of the sun our nights found us in similar proximity changing only our luminescence for that of the moon. For a small spot Phi Phi still drums up a rowdy beach party scene. It was bit out of our taste as we would elect to make our way farther down the sand with our own libations and seat ourselves to leftover deck chairs. Such tranquility can lull the senses into methodical submission as I desired never to leave and wished to spend my days rewinding the previous and hitting the Play button on life. I had little choice since our time was at a premium since we needed to make our way towards Malaysia for the last part of David’s trip.

Friday

Traveling w/ David : Cambodia

Wednesday August 3, 2011

David and I have had a tiresome past few days. After finishing our time in Chiang Mai we made our way to the train station to board our 9:00 pm Sprinter back to Bangkok. We arrived early and took a seat, passing the time recounting our first days together. After a while we begin to wonder where our train was, at which point someone arrived inquiring if we were heading to Bangkok. Turns out our train had been canceled due to flooding on the tracks. Ugh; we could either get on a bus leaving in 30 minutes or change our tickets to the following night and hope the water would recede. But of course the bus was going to cost more than the train; how strangely convenient for the booking agent. But we decided time was more important than money and begrudgingly purchased the overpriced tickets for the bus.

The bus proved somewhat tolerable except I started to get sick and was forced to use the meager facilities aboard. Additionally our “stewardess” was a giant transvestite. And I mean that in the “she/he would have played American football” kind of giant transvestite / ladyboy. She was friendly enough except none of us could understand her English which proved helpful when at 7:00 am our bus stopped in the middle of the road in Bangkok and she tried to explain where we were. Here again is a perfect example of the cohort that seems to exist within every transport system. As it turns out our drop of location was in the middle of nowhere, forcing everyone to get a cab to their destination. We were not close any Bangkok bus station, the airport, the train station or even the backpacker’s district. So David and I cleared our morning cobwebs (I had few given my near non-existent sleep on the bus) and flagged down a cab. Cab drivers are supposed to use their meters but these assholes are always keen to screw over a tourist. So it was with little surprise that when they approached they’d see our backpacks, ask where we were headed and quote us a ridiculous price. Each time I was forced to openly curse their existence as they drove away. A cab under normal circumstances at a metered rate would cost about 80 baht to where we were headed, but instead each one would suggest we pay 200 baht flat fee. After receiving similar treatment three or four times we elected to take public transportation.

During our trip back towards Bangkok I had searched our guidebook to get clues as to entering Cambodia but couldn’t find what I was looking for. Our goal was to head to Siem Reap but we were a little unsure how to go about it so we decided to head back towards the backpackers district and use a travel agent. We walked the mile to the Skytrain and took that to the ferry to take us north at which point I looked in the book to see about exiting Thailand to Siem Reap and bingo. There was a little paragraph suggesting that one should “avoid the backpacker travel agents for entering Siem Reap and instead buy a ticket direct from the bus station.” Perfect, except we just spent two hours going in the opposite direction. We turned around and retraced our steps to the bus station, bought tickets and waited.

The bus took us as far as the border at which point we each got on a motorbike for a mile ride to the border itself, as if would have been impossible to make the drop of point convenient for any traveler. The crossing into Cambodia might have been my strangest yet as there are so many scammers and touts allowed to operate it’s maniacal. The fact that a country allows anyone to issue a Visa (fake or real) at a higher price than the real office 50 feet away boggles my mind. The more I travel the better equipped I am to decipher such scams so this time we successfully avoided all touts and made our way into Cambodia. After getting our Visas and requisite stamps for a nominal fee we are forced to pay out the nose for a private taxi for the final 2 hour drive to Siem Reap. It’s difficult to effectively convey the atmosphere at the Cambodia border crossing town of Poipet but suffice to say it was really strange. The price for a ride to Siem Reap seemed much higher than other SE Asia fares, the guys we were dealing with were more peculiar than usual, and the other travelers seemed more spooked than necessary. By the time we got dropped off downtown, walked to a guesthouse and checked in we had just spent more than 24 hours traveling: night bus, walk to train to ferry back on ferry to train to bus, to bike to taxi to guesthouse. All the while my body is plugged from the last minute Lopradamide I was forced to take as my bowels went berserk only moments after buying our bus tickets. But hey, that’s just another day traveling.

Since then it has been awesome. We are in Siem Reap, the staging grounds for the largest religious site in the entire world; Angkor Wat. I have to say I have seen more temples than days spent on the road and could care less if I saw another wat, pagoda or stupa. But one must realize that Angkor Wat is the reason people come to Cambodia as much as Machu Picchu is to Peru or Vegas to Nevada. Considered to be the 8th wonder of the world the expansive grounds that encompass the Angkor Temples include over 200 temples built about 800 years ago, with Angkor Wat being the prime focus and biggest attraction. Today we rented a couple of dilapidated mountain bikes and headed off to bear witness.

We spent about six hours riding our bikes, parking and touring around these massive stone Buddhist and Hindu structures. For every person the feeling is different; some feeling strong religious connections, others impressed at the differing architectural elements and still others simple awed at the enormity of scale of the complex. We toured a portion of the complex, a somewhat awkwardly shaped campus that was not exactly designed to benefit the future tourists that would come to scamper over the ruins. After returning and checking the maps we realized we probably rode nearly 18 miles in a loop around part of the crumbling structures. And so it was with somewhat difficulty that we are rising from our late naps to go explore the Siem Reap nightlife. Tomorrow will be our second chapter exploring the Angkor area and so hopefully we won’t let the plying hand of the local libations force a late start!

Saturday August 6, 2011

David and I spent the next day touring more of the Angkor temples, once again on mountain bikes. It’s a bit of a rough determination but we think we did another 18 to 20 miles of riding that afternoon. Honestly the roads are all flat so it makes for a modest ride except for the blazing sun that was pouring down on us that day. Luckily there were plenty of vendors along the way that were offering cold drinks. In fact they are a bit bothersome as every single lady is screaming “Cold drink Mister?” and running after you. We chose at one stand to instead sample coconut juice. Really it has little flavor and is much like water but is contained inside the coconut. As we sipped the juice under the shade and we passively listened to the children ceaselessly plead with us to buy bracelets and flutes and god knows what. Strangely though I have found the requests of all the salesmen in Cambodia (kids, tuk-tuk drivers, etc.) much more tolerable than in Thailand. It is possible that I have come to accept their presence and can therefore let it slide off without paying much attention. Either that or the kids here are just more adorable (I bought a bracelet and postcards!).

Our time in Siem Reap was quite engaging as well as we explored the town center at night, sampling the local beer of choice Angkor Beer. I much prefer to find places that the locals choose so we ate our dinners at small shops and searched for bars that lacked any Westerners. Food has really been interesting here in Cambodia with there being a plethora of items I would not have thought to try. One night as we sat enjoying the sounds of Cambodian dialogue we got the urge for a snack and dined on dried snake. It had the texture of very dry jerky but it definitely didn’t taste like beef. We actually ate the whole thing and I would probably eat it again if the opportunity ever arose. Another night we stopped by a restaurant that had some sort of animal on a spit. We’re still not sure what it was as it resembled a cow / ox but the meat was all white, no typical red beef steaks anywhere on the animal. Again the food was delicious and had us begging for more. It was almost as good as the fried frog I had for lunch today!

After thoroughly enjoying our time in Siem Reap we decided to take a “short” bus ride to Phnom Phen, the country’s capital. Although this would mean our backtracking to Bangkok would take longer we decided that leaving a country after only 3 days just didn’t make sense. With over a million people Phnom Phen has a decent urban sprawl but we have selected to stay in a downtown area near the river. Last night was of great amusement as during our dinner we encountered a local Cambodian man of a similar age and sparked up conversation with him. His English, while not perfect, was sufficient for us to continue our night with him at a local bar. We ended up spending the entire night with him at a nearby watering hole as we sucked down Angkor’s and snacked throughout the night on (you guessed it) more grilled meats, quail eggs, local boiled peanuts and something that looked like cherry tomatoes but tasted ever so sweet.

Our late night forced today’s adventure to start just a little later but that was of little consequence. Besides boasting the largest city in Cambodia with good culture, Phnom Phen is also located close to the S-21 and the Killing Fields. These are both sobering reminders of the wretched murderous past of the Khmer Rouge and its pernicious leader, Pol Pot. For those unaware, Khmer Rouge implemented genocide within Cambodia in the late 1970’s, leading to the deaths of an estimated one and a half million citizens. The Killing Fields that we visited today were exactly that, one of the locations where regular citizens, intellectuals, foreigners and soldiers alike were selected and put to death, usually by a forced blunt object to the head. There really isn’t much to view at this site except for the giant tower that was erected and then filled with thousands of human skulls that were unearthed in the mass graves after the KR was finally brought down. For a visitor it is a bit of a numbing experience to walk around the field, viewing the skulls and consider just how recent such a tragic event happened.

But our day was not completely forlorn as we also decided to make a quick visit to a Cambodian firing range located 8 miles outside of Phnom Phen. Here a tourist can make a selection from rifles and other weapons you wouldn’t normally get to handle anywhere else. I’ll admit it is not a cheap activity and so we were limited in our selection but we had the opportunity if we were willing to fork over the dollars to: throw a grenade, fire a sub-machine gun or even blast off with a rocket launcher. David and I both selected the old Russian favorite, an AK-47. Ha! To be able to say we each got to fire a banana clip of 25 rounds at coconuts and paper targets will never get old. Honestly they are pretty easy to handle and provide less of a kickback than some hunting rifles but it was an absolute blast to squeeze the trigger letting off bursts of bullets and watching those coconuts explode. I even did decent on my paper target with a couple of head shots and a good cluster in the chest. Leave it to a couple of Montana boys to go to the shooting range!

Tuesday

Laos Photos : 1

Architecture in Vientiane, Laos






Grilled fish

Beerlao; the pride of Laos

Delicious!







Prayers with a monk.

Bike ride through Vientiane

View of central plaza in Vientiane.








Relaxing on the lawn...


Came back for a night shot.


This place has it figured out!

Rice fields outside of Luang Probang

Laos Photos : 2

Enter the cave...



Jump into the local swimming hole


Local kids taking a bath!


Our fleet of kayaks


Our last minute instructions.


Floating down the Nom Song







Korean BBQ in Vang Vieng


Monks in Luang Probang


Building in Luang Probang






Feeding the monks at 5:00 am in LP




Our boat ride up the river towards Nong Kiaew


Laos Photos : 3

View from the boat.




View from out guesthouse in Nong Kiaew

Dinner!


Two traditional women from an Akha village in Muang Sing.




Farmer in the fields during out hike outside Muang Sing

A chatty monk.


An Akha village.





The village children selling us their beads.

...and chasing after us!

I found a hut to call my own.


Lunch in the village. Noodle soup!

Dessert was a piece of dragon fruit.


A chocolate river near Muang Sing

View from our guesthouse in Muang Sing


Our guesthouse patio.

Chatting with Mr Lao and his friends.

Me and Mr. Lao

One final snack before I go.